Reila's Collection of Math Jokes

The Zariski topology is a pretty risky topology.

(by Jake Zimmermann)

"Le bes way" is the best way to say Lebesgue.

(by Grant Simms)

How much should the university pay me to commute?

Abelian dollars.

(from Prof. David McKinnon)

Rebundle, Rebundle, let down your fibres.

(by Mario Palasciano)

Old Macdonald had a form: ei^ei = 0

(by Mike Stay via Stackexchange)

Why is the space of fish not metrizable?

Because you need nets to capture fish!

(by Jesse Fröhlich)

Two complex analysts walk into a pole.

(by Todd Schmid)